tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post112603516085012473..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Broadband Comes to the Boondocksgarferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126105548146734472005-09-07T16:05:00.000+01:002005-09-07T16:05:00.000+01:00Yippee! So this means more from the Garfer then???...Yippee! So this means more from the Garfer then???Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936978108782777531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126041695019091532005-09-06T22:21:00.000+01:002005-09-06T22:21:00.000+01:00Defecation from 30,000 feet should get at least a ...Defecation from 30,000 feet should get at least a couple of scrounging froggie farmers. May your aim be true.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126041442424296472005-09-06T22:17:00.000+01:002005-09-06T22:17:00.000+01:00OK General Garfer, I'm on to it. I plan pass a so...OK General Garfer, I'm on to it. I plan pass a solid right over Provence on Thursday. Wish me luck.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126041342340705412005-09-06T22:15:00.000+01:002005-09-06T22:15:00.000+01:00You take out the Dordogne (you can finish off our ...You take out the Dordogne (you can finish off our Beaujolais quaffing ex pats while you're at it). I'll sort out the Parisians, big headed wankers.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126040909831165702005-09-06T22:08:00.000+01:002005-09-06T22:08:00.000+01:00Reformat your hard drive, that's always good for a...Reformat your hard drive, that's always good for a laugh.<BR/><BR/>Talking of which, I'm being upgraded techno-wise courtesy of Mr Trillion. He's a very nice man.<BR/><BR/>Yes, let's wage war on the Frenchies! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126040057455663982005-09-06T21:54:00.000+01:002005-09-06T21:54:00.000+01:00We could infect their snails with a nasty virus. T...We could infect their snails with a nasty virus. That would sort the damn Frenchies out.<BR/>As for the oil, independence has always been an option for the Scots. All they ever had to do was vote for the SNP in sufficient numbers. That they have never done so underlines that they are mostly happy as UK citizens, even if a sense of British identity seems increasingly nebulous.<BR/>As for broadband coverage, the advertising always stresses 98% national coverage. The other 2% is composed of rural areas. Old exchanges and lines means that broadband accesss requires new technology and inevitable expense.<BR/>Speaking of viruses, I've got a bastard trojan that I can't seem to shift. I might have to call someone in at £20 per hour. Arses.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1126038333736840312005-09-06T21:25:00.000+01:002005-09-06T21:25:00.000+01:00Personally, I'd happily pay more tax if we could h...Personally, I'd happily pay more tax if we could have a really good war against the French. Imagine how fantastic a war with the Frenchies would be with modern technology!<BR/><BR/>Broadband is top notch. Have you got a date for when you can get it installed?<BR/><BR/>The North Sea oil was never Scotland's to whinge about, it was always the UK's resource. Whether it was spent wisely is another matter, but that's something for the entire country to be pissed off about, not just the Jocks. <BR/><BR/>Anyway, back to broadband, I thought - according to slick advertising - that all you needed was a BT phoneline and you were away. What's the difference up with the Ock Nock Nooks?Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.com