tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post113951477793735131..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Of Asses and Arses.garferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139845414094876172006-02-13T15:43:00.000+00:002006-02-13T15:43:00.000+00:00ok so I'll have to ask...how does a Brit pronounce...ok so I'll have to ask...how does a Brit pronounce twat? <BR/><BR/>I've only ever heard 'twot' but apparently that's a shocking mispronunciation.Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139776370271452272006-02-12T20:32:00.000+00:002006-02-12T20:32:00.000+00:00There's no way on earth I could bring myself to sa...There's no way on earth I could bring myself to say "twot". You'll just have to respect our cultural diversity on that one.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139721830637664112006-02-12T05:23:00.000+00:002006-02-12T05:23:00.000+00:00Of course that means when you're in Canada Sniff y...Of course that means when you're in Canada Sniff you're going to have to say "Twot."pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139708396927776632006-02-12T01:39:00.000+00:002006-02-12T01:39:00.000+00:00anon called you a punk? That's kind of funny. I th...anon called you a punk? That's kind of funny. I think of you more as a sweet biscuit. :-)Interesting. <BR/>carry on garfer. Its always exciting to get some controversy on the blog.Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139701003722274072006-02-11T23:36:00.000+00:002006-02-11T23:36:00.000+00:00How true.How true.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139691238461125302006-02-11T20:53:00.000+00:002006-02-11T20:53:00.000+00:00You can't expect a perma-tanned spaz to use a word...You can't expect a perma-tanned spaz to use a word like mong.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139689421437705002006-02-11T20:23:00.000+00:002006-02-11T20:23:00.000+00:00Swearing helps when I feel homesick. I particularl...Swearing helps when I feel homesick. I particularly favour arse, of course, but git is good too, and silly cow, and pillock. Would you be surprised to learn that no-one in California uses mong?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139687407922112292006-02-11T19:50:00.000+00:002006-02-11T19:50:00.000+00:00Mr/Ms Anon is certainly a lesson to us all. Fancy...Mr/Ms Anon is certainly a lesson to us all. Fancy using such horrendous punctuation.<BR/><BR/>Wanker.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139684388163803652006-02-11T18:59:00.000+00:002006-02-11T18:59:00.000+00:00Yeah, fucktard.I'm feeling all brave now.Yeah, fucktard.<BR/><BR/>I'm feeling all brave now.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139681277634973792006-02-11T18:07:00.000+00:002006-02-11T18:07:00.000+00:00Or as we prefer: you stupid twat!Or as we prefer: you stupid twat!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139678202171307952006-02-11T17:16:00.000+00:002006-02-11T17:16:00.000+00:00Obviously, mr or miss Anon has issues other than A...Obviously, mr or miss Anon has issues other than Ass/Arse. To each his own... Ya big dumb arse!Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936978108782777531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139675293645486142006-02-11T16:28:00.000+00:002006-02-11T16:28:00.000+00:00ooooh, saucer of milk!ooooh, saucer of milk!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139674585564133722006-02-11T16:16:00.000+00:002006-02-11T16:16:00.000+00:00Oh well, they just appear to be a bit insecure wit...Oh well, they just appear to be a bit insecure with themselves.<BR/><BR/>Lots of people go on the attack when they're insecure about fundamental parts of their psyche. There are lots of examples of this - one being demonstrated in London this very afternoon!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139674017127821912006-02-11T16:06:00.000+00:002006-02-11T16:06:00.000+00:00I think I'll demure on the 'kiss my ring' offer an...I think I'll demure on the 'kiss my ring' offer anon.<BR/><BR/>This was a wind up post that appears to have wound up one person at least.<BR/><BR/>Result.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139670483659824922006-02-11T15:08:00.000+00:002006-02-11T15:08:00.000+00:00You wanna know why??? Well do you punk!!?? It soun...You wanna know why??? Well do you punk!!?? It sounds stupid when I say arse. i can type it and mean it..but when i say it..it sounds stupid. There is no way to win. I'm not going to say 'tomahto' either. There are few precious things i don't get every flavour of shite for on a daily fucking basis with my southern patter. Tell you what..I'm going to throw myself into the Clyde and better the population in both countries. The polite thing to do is take the when in rome approach and speak like the folks do where you reside. Oh yeah..just fuck your own personal identity..who needs it? <BR/>I change my settings to UK settings while I am here and do my best to type with appropriate spelling at work. But listen here..I'm going to pronounce things the way I feel most comfortable. to hell with the ass kiss my ring. bastards..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139597349575369502006-02-10T18:49:00.000+00:002006-02-10T18:49:00.000+00:00Yes, "can't be assed", just seems fucking stupid. ...Yes, "can't be assed", just seems fucking stupid. Then again, I think the use of "ass" and the way it's creeping into common use in the UK is rather disturbing. <BR/><BR/>Arse off!Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139579495173280422006-02-10T13:51:00.000+00:002006-02-10T13:51:00.000+00:00Ah...bell end...such memories.Ah...bell end...such memories.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139539178827412722006-02-10T02:39:00.000+00:002006-02-10T02:39:00.000+00:00Cunts.Cunts.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139533228808291962006-02-10T01:00:00.000+00:002006-02-10T01:00:00.000+00:00Gobshite is brilliant. But my favorite UK English...Gobshite is brilliant. But my favorite UK English phrase is "can't be arsed." Fabulous.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139527916124682802006-02-09T23:31:00.000+00:002006-02-09T23:31:00.000+00:00British English really is wonderfully daft. One o...British English really is wonderfully daft. One of my main achievements of 2005 was deleted American English from all my MS Office applications.<BR/><BR/>Yessssssssssssss.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139524331880200512006-02-09T22:32:00.000+00:002006-02-09T22:32:00.000+00:00You're right of course, 'you people' are the maste...You're right of course, 'you people' are the masters of all things profane. I stand in great awe of the UKers' swearing abilities. <BR/><BR/>Another really annoying thing about the prevalence of US english is you're always being told you're spelling things 'wrong' (by spellcheckers) when you put 'u's in their proper places (like colour, or flavour). <BR/><BR/>Another pet peeve is when people send out the conference phone numbers for a call and there are numbers for USA and International. The first time I saw this I dialed the international number because, any fucktard knows that Canada is not in the USA. This didn't work of course and the operator told me that I had to dial the USA number, because, well, <I>they are the same</I> aren't they? <BR/><BR/>Fucktards, seriously. <BR/>Apparently you've hit a nerve with this post.Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139521127872530172006-02-09T21:38:00.002+00:002006-02-09T21:38:00.002+00:00Fucktard - I'd forgotten about that one. Could've...Fucktard - I'd forgotten about that one. Could've used it just now, actually...<BR/><BR/>Thanks!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139521111877496922006-02-09T21:38:00.001+00:002006-02-09T21:38:00.001+00:00Gobshite is my fave. The imagery it conveys is poe...Gobshite is my fave. The imagery it conveys is poetic.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139521090084907552006-02-09T21:38:00.000+00:002006-02-09T21:38:00.000+00:00To really swear satisfactorily at someone you have...To really swear satisfactorily at someone you have to enunciate the word very slowly indeed with a big smile on your face. There's nothing better.Wyndhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06682812260329010391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1139520765125804312006-02-09T21:32:00.000+00:002006-02-09T21:32:00.000+00:00Swear words must be enunciated properly.I trust th...Swear words must be enunciated properly.<BR/><BR/>I trust that you slap the earthangels when they swear in a lackadaisical fashion.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.com