tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post114147279685280899..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Would you like a sweetie little boy?garferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1142525772463058412006-03-16T16:16:00.000+00:002006-03-16T16:16:00.000+00:00shades of Dennis Nilsen? Well, you know where the ...shades of Dennis Nilsen? Well, you know where the leftovers will end up, don't you? That's right - photographed in the Observer Food Monthly.GreatSheElephanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06589100964804729527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141602275743758452006-03-05T23:44:00.000+00:002006-03-05T23:44:00.000+00:00OOooh, only in the chubby-chaser market, I assure ...OOooh, only in the chubby-chaser market, I assure you.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141575111987761432006-03-05T16:11:00.000+00:002006-03-05T16:11:00.000+00:00Bronwen in a threesome with Nigella and Nigel? The...Bronwen in a threesome with Nigella and Nigel? The mind boggles.<BR/><BR/>Add Caroline and the video would make bilions.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141551642603610142006-03-05T09:40:00.000+00:002006-03-05T09:40:00.000+00:00..um..I don't look THAT much like her.......um..I don't look THAT much like her.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141531912270726152006-03-05T04:11:00.000+00:002006-03-05T04:11:00.000+00:00Bronwen - Nigel's Real Fast Food is great.Bronwen - Nigel's Real Fast Food is great.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141522125352571142006-03-05T01:28:00.000+00:002006-03-05T01:28:00.000+00:00Nigella is second after Angelina Jolie on the Wome...Nigella is second after Angelina Jolie on the Women I'd Turn Queer For list. All they'd have to do is ask. I have her "How to Eat" cookbook - I like it. It reads well and has decent recipes.<BR/><BR/>Nigel looks, um, odd. But as long as his recipes worked, I wouldn't care.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141519749538861412006-03-05T00:49:00.000+00:002006-03-05T00:49:00.000+00:00I continue trying to introduce American customers ...I continue trying to introduce American customers to Nigel's food memoir 'Toast' - agree with Tina, it is brilliant - but inevitably they're scared off by his photograph on the cover. And he was all of eleven, I believe.<BR/>Nigella does have marvelous breasts and her cake recipes work, mostly, but her smug expressions/<BR/>comments make we want to slap her after too long.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141519237897830612006-03-05T00:40:00.000+00:002006-03-05T00:40:00.000+00:00Twas me Tina, and the man was a taxidermist.From B...Twas me Tina, and the man was a taxidermist.<BR/><BR/>From Birmingham no less and a bus driver.<BR/><BR/>His fare paying customers loved his little roadside stopsS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141518251734147442006-03-05T00:24:00.000+00:002006-03-05T00:24:00.000+00:00God somebody actually made that thing? Hrrm I rec...God somebody actually made that thing? Hrrm I reckon you have to be quite well off to be able to gamble on that sort of thing. It's not for normal people to try out using Roller Cola.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141517934581392902006-03-05T00:18:00.000+00:002006-03-05T00:18:00.000+00:00Ohh, love our Nige, remember his columns in The Ob...Ohh, love our Nige, remember his columns in The Observer, and have one of his books but I have to put in a plea for Nigella..(mainly because I was once mistaken for her at Heathrow) her recipes really work AND they are written for greedy people, like moi.<BR/>That ham in coca cola was truely DISGUSTING though. I actually made it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141509014337764022006-03-04T21:50:00.000+00:002006-03-04T21:50:00.000+00:00Well yeah. Depending on the state of the sheep's ...Well yeah. Depending on the state of the sheep's carcass, all they have to do is add a bit of garlic and spice and stick it on one of those spit roast things.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141507726220014632006-03-04T21:28:00.000+00:002006-03-04T21:28:00.000+00:00Waste not want not.What do you think they put in d...Waste not want not.<BR/><BR/>What do you think they put in doner kebabs anyroad up?garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141507103003370772006-03-04T21:18:00.000+00:002006-03-04T21:18:00.000+00:00He might well have been referring to Hugh Fernley ...He might well have been referring to Hugh Fernley Wittingham, the filthy fucker.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141507061419024252006-03-04T21:17:00.000+00:002006-03-04T21:17:00.000+00:00Somebody was telling me about a bloke somewhere in...Somebody was telling me about a bloke somewhere in England who collects roadkill and eats it. Stores it in his freezer. He leaves cats and dogs on the road for a few days in case their owners come to look for their bodies.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141505951568803212006-03-04T20:59:00.000+00:002006-03-04T20:59:00.000+00:00So this is where your river dredging tendencies or...So this is where your river dredging tendencies originated.<BR/><BR/>I suppose a mystic sword beats bloated decomposing pigs anyday.<BR/><BR/>Have you tried roadkill?<BR/><BR/>Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141505777329660872006-03-04T20:56:00.000+00:002006-03-04T20:56:00.000+00:00I did live by a river, and was poor,and we enjoyed...I did live by a river, and was poor,and we enjoyed the culinary delights that floated by,dead sheep,cow,pig,pregnant dog, that sort of thing.<BR/><BR/>The farmers up stream were very thoughtful.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141503628162187502006-03-04T20:20:00.000+00:002006-03-04T20:20:00.000+00:00He's a right stuck up spastic. I don't know many ...He's a right stuck up spastic. I don't know many people who could afford to risk a job in the River Caffe by being slack, but he did. Must've had money to fall back on.<BR/><BR/>Bastard.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141502164394266172006-03-04T19:56:00.000+00:002006-03-04T19:56:00.000+00:00Hugh may hang out with Dorset sheep shaggers and p...Hugh may hang out with Dorset sheep shaggers and portray himself as a back to the earth type, but he is ultimately as Eton and Oxbridge as they come.<BR/><BR/>Don't trust him an inch.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141501799737606682006-03-04T19:49:00.000+00:002006-03-04T19:49:00.000+00:00He doesn't look as much like a child molester as H...He doesn't look as much like a child molester as Hugh Fernley Witless. I was watching an F Word rerun last night where he was the guest, he confessed to only washing his hair once a month.<BR/><BR/>Dirty fucking bastard.<BR/><BR/>As for recovering from a 3 day bender? Good on you.<BR/><BR/>I liked Nigel Slater's "Toast". I thought it was honest and witty and it provided a rare opportunity to find out the early motivations of these people.<BR/><BR/>Nigella is gorgeous beyond belief though and I do love her with all my heart.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141501731734402022006-03-04T19:48:00.000+00:002006-03-04T19:48:00.000+00:00Glad you've survived the bender G, how's your head...Glad you've survived the bender G, how's your head?<BR/><BR/>I don't like the look of this man either (inviting waifs to stay-shades of Michael Jackson?)<BR/>but simple, edible recipes are always a delight. <BR/><BR/>Since I'm the least talented person in the kitchen and always cook out of a cookbook, I know the value of simple and good! :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1141499632792707512006-03-04T19:13:00.000+00:002006-03-04T19:13:00.000+00:00Very weird man, seems to come across as a bit of a...Very weird man, seems to come across as a bit of a freak in interviews - but his 30 Minute Cookbook is very useful indeedWyndhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06682812260329010391noreply@blogger.com