tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post115058263745070167..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Worms.garferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150819526001776892006-06-20T17:05:00.000+01:002006-06-20T17:05:00.000+01:00Don't know why I bother with an alarm clock. The b...Don't know why I bother with an alarm clock. The bin men always wake me up an hour before it rings.Arabellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976792737020577126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150818491857967712006-06-20T16:48:00.000+01:002006-06-20T16:48:00.000+01:00I've taken the liberty of proving your point vis-a...I've taken the liberty of proving your point vis-a-vie late starts.<BR/><BR/>Typical working weekdays (and more often than not, weekends) I rise around 6.30 have a frantic s&s (I save the 3rd s for much later - better to poo on company time than your own). I feel angry, ill, frustrated and used.<BR/><BR/>I am currently engaged in week 1 of a 2 week break.<BR/><BR/>Today I rose at around 9.00am to feed small fools and then returned to bed where I stayed contemplating Uma Thurman until around 11.00am. I then had a light lunch, did some blogging and then retired for an afternoon nap. I have just this minute finished my shower and am mid-dressing - got the socks to go.<BR/><BR/>I feel spaced out and slightly depressed; but I know this is an improvement over the alternative.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150771299651456792006-06-20T03:41:00.000+01:002006-06-20T03:41:00.000+01:00well put.btw, worms actually cannot grow a new hal...well put.<BR/>btw, worms actually cannot grow a new half...just a bit of a part if they happen to get a little chunk nipped off. <BR/><BR/>you are safe.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150693503629683842006-06-19T06:05:00.000+01:002006-06-19T06:05:00.000+01:00Indeed the alarm clock is a tyranical beast of the...Indeed the alarm clock is a tyranical beast of the highest degree. Je detest mon alarm clock!<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, these days my alarm comes in the form of a most beloved little creature that sprang forth from my loins. I really can't fuss at him too much when he is smiling and tells me, "Good morning, Momma."<BR/><BR/>30 extra minutes would be nice though...Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936978108782777531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150644917351350372006-06-18T16:35:00.000+01:002006-06-18T16:35:00.000+01:00"...the worms crawl in. the worms crawl out. the..."...the worms crawl in. the worms crawl out. they even play pinochle on your snout."<BR/><BR/>You mean the worms may be feeding on SID.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150639635021628192006-06-18T15:07:00.000+01:002006-06-18T15:07:00.000+01:00SID may be feeding the worms later, once Mrs SID r...SID may be feeding the worms later, once Mrs SID reads through his prose.<BR/><BR/>I like worms. My mother was always screaming at me to get them out of my mouth as a child.<BR/><BR/>Them and slugs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150594359074601852006-06-18T02:32:00.000+01:002006-06-18T02:32:00.000+01:00I,ve only had half a kebab you daft tit.We need so...I,ve only had half a kebab you daft tit.<BR/><BR/>We need some more Phillip Larkin from the pen of the SID. I quite like Paul Muldoon, even if he's lost his horses.<BR/><BR/>We need more pissed people. You may be just the man (as long as you remember your piece].garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-1150591725796177152006-06-18T01:48:00.000+01:002006-06-18T01:48:00.000+01:00I bet the worms are very much looking forward to c...I bet the worms are very much looking forward to chomping their way through the alcohol and kebab flavour enhanced garfer!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Or are you going to beat them by cremation?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.com