tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post1707196784294284637..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Mentalistsgarferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-62545046471699794732009-02-10T21:48:00.000+00:002009-02-10T21:48:00.000+00:00The phrase "feck OFFFF" usually works fer me.The phrase "feck OFFFF" usually works fer me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-87420796389544288452009-02-09T22:00:00.000+00:002009-02-09T22:00:00.000+00:00Just stare at them and ask them if they've been sa...Just stare at them and ask them if they've been saved. Either you strike up a nice wee chat about religious experiences or they run a mile. Works for me.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-8721357795762013762009-02-09T21:44:00.000+00:002009-02-09T21:44:00.000+00:00Nah, it's the free Tunnocks teacakes that does it....Nah, it's the free Tunnocks teacakes that does it. Works every time.<BR/><BR/>Except on me - I get very freaked out by food with no discernably identifiable ingredients (let alone vitamin content). Brown Windsor soup also scares me.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-18437732451801636582009-02-09T18:10:00.000+00:002009-02-09T18:10:00.000+00:00I used to attract mentalists, especially if I was ...I used to attract mentalists, especially if I was travelling on public transport.<BR/><BR/>(a) Don't travel on public transport.<BR/><BR/>(b) Carry a lethal weapon. If you can't avoid 'em - shoot 'em.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-54062958523110861262009-02-08T14:04:00.000+00:002009-02-08T14:04:00.000+00:00You wanna gorgeous, you a gotta be gorgeous. Or ri...You wanna gorgeous, you a gotta be gorgeous. Or rich. Stinking rich. Gorgeous and clever no go a together, so make a some money. Loadsa money.Mopsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17912659592484055741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-91868801446237680582009-02-07T14:36:00.000+00:002009-02-07T14:36:00.000+00:00No suggestions I'm afraid. I just go for avoiding...No suggestions I'm afraid. I just go for avoiding places where there are people, that does it for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-32739790589011714652009-02-07T08:44:00.000+00:002009-02-07T08:44:00.000+00:00so, did you find out in the end what the W H stand...so, did you find out in the end what the W H stands for?<BR/><BR/>i haven't a clue how to keep the mentalists away, that's why i'm going to take Jimmy Bastard's advice and grow a beard.Catastrophe Waitresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16059689371446944502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-27357518234639148792009-02-07T00:08:00.000+00:002009-02-07T00:08:00.000+00:00What about dropdead gorgeous mentals? Eh?What about dropdead gorgeous mentals? Eh?Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-83020434774782941832009-02-06T17:56:00.000+00:002009-02-06T17:56:00.000+00:00How to get rid of mentalists:prod them with one of...How to get rid of mentalists:<BR/><BR/>prod them with one of those electric shock sticks for dogs? Do this surreptitiously as I believe it MAY be illegalMommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-30970242048195540872009-02-06T05:45:00.000+00:002009-02-06T05:45:00.000+00:00I adore you.*adjusts tinfoil hat*I adore you.<BR/><BR/>*adjusts tinfoil hat*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-27324614439519542212009-02-05T21:28:00.000+00:002009-02-05T21:28:00.000+00:00"Gorgeous women always go for bastards...." "If an..."Gorgeous women always go for bastards...." "If anybody can suggest other surefire methods of keeping the mentalists at bay I'm all ears."<BR/><BR/>1) Stop wearing a R*****s shirt.<BR/>2) Leave your unicycle at home.<BR/>3) Lose the beard, but keep the stubble.<BR/>4) Growl.. loudly and often.<BR/>5) You live in Glesga, we're all heid the baws.<BR/>6) Stay out of Braehead shopping centre.<BR/>7) Drink more ginger<BR/>8) Leave the Tunnocks hair net for Tunnocks only.<BR/>9) Meet me in the Cleddans.<BR/>10) Don't wear your vest.<BR/><BR/>Sorted..Reet?Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.com