tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post2615580202376138807..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: You will know me by the trail of my deadgarferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-61388577974906272072008-10-25T20:53:00.000+01:002008-10-25T20:53:00.000+01:00Get a grip woman, you share 99% of your genes with...Get a grip woman, you share 99% of your genes with mice.<BR/><BR/>You should invite them round for dinner.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-4109596752614135532008-10-25T15:53:00.000+01:002008-10-25T15:53:00.000+01:00Noooo mice must die. I stopped at the vet the oth...Noooo mice must die. I stopped at the vet the other day to buy some dog flea stuff. While I"m standing there this girl comes in saying "I found him on the road." Well, she had found a fucking rat that had been hit by a car and had picked it up and taken it to the vet. I, of course, screamed when I saw it. Nasty.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-81616516930128618602008-10-22T10:06:00.000+01:002008-10-22T10:06:00.000+01:00peevishYou have giant cockroaches, which is one re...peevish<BR/><BR/>You have giant cockroaches, which is one reason why I won't be emigrating.<BR/><BR/>fn<BR/><BR/>Didn't the mad scientists breed a mutant mouse with an extra penis growing on its back? Or maybe it was an extra ear.<BR/><BR/>puppy and hippo<BR/><BR/>He always wore a cravat, which was very suspicious.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-52174607384645644442008-10-22T08:59:00.000+01:002008-10-22T08:59:00.000+01:00Awwww. I like we meeces.I found the man who did F...Awwww. I like we meeces.<BR/><BR/>I found the man who did Fingerbobs a bit strange though. Very.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-25194401546727165372008-10-22T02:57:00.000+01:002008-10-22T02:57:00.000+01:00every year, soon as they harvest the feed corn and...every year, soon as they harvest the feed corn and the rains start i get my first uninvited rodent guest, who subesquently dies a horrible death and is hucked out into the neibors field for the crows. you can really get 'em whuppin if you swing them by the tail.<BR/><BR/>have you ever noticed that male mice all die with an erection? they do.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-52493077177863710382008-10-21T19:55:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:55:00.000+01:00I don't like mice, either. The WCM kills them for...I don't like mice, either. The WCM kills them for a living (his cancer research uses a mouse model). Whenever they invade our home, I make the WCM put out the traps and handle the carcasses. Blech.<BR/><BR/>Now, insects, on the other hand... I can't stand them and run for the hoover to suck them all up.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-68991855335692007612008-10-21T19:43:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:43:00.000+01:00Just tell them that they're escaped experimental b...Just tell them that they're escaped experimental biological warfare agents from the war, designed to hunt down and kill Nazi bastards.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-90420393409271432572008-10-21T19:33:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:33:00.000+01:00Your Kermitophobia must be a trial Kaz, have you c...Your Kermitophobia must be a trial Kaz, have you considered therapy?<BR/><BR/>Sometimes the Germans ask: 'vot are <BR/>ze little biting animals?'.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-76287162735380759062008-10-21T19:04:00.000+01:002008-10-21T19:04:00.000+01:00Perhaps you should offer each guest the loan of a ...Perhaps you should offer each guest the loan of a cat for the duration of their stay.<BR/><BR/>I think that particular woman should've been throttled, her body dismembered and the bits hung from each of your cabins as a warning to anybody else who might want to complain. Environmental health might have something to investigate if you did that.<BR/><BR/>Do you get complaints about midges too?Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-54649373634991209892008-10-21T18:20:00.000+01:002008-10-21T18:20:00.000+01:00I'm frog phobic - but you can send all your mouses...I'm frog phobic - but you can send all your mouses and spiders to me and I won't abuse you.<BR/>I am impressed by your brave use of the semi - colon (twice).KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-35247134058084984182008-10-21T18:12:00.000+01:002008-10-21T18:12:00.000+01:00Punch and Judy show more like.Punch and Judy show more like.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-54361363917287890462008-10-21T17:50:00.000+01:002008-10-21T17:50:00.000+01:00What time does your glove puppet show begin?*books...What time does your glove puppet show begin?<BR/><BR/>*books front row seat*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com