tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post4142834348972454453..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: The Toilet Roll Cultgarferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-68520535020531877342008-12-04T15:37:00.000+00:002008-12-04T15:37:00.000+00:00Flatshares suck for guys because the other guys ea...Flatshares suck for guys because the other guys eat all your food. The way I got round it was to live with women who were diet nuts so they'd only eat their lettuce or tofu sausages. The best flatmate I had was an anorexic who used to eat bits of cucumber with chili pepper on them as a treat and would not have dreamed of touching my oven chips or frozen burgers.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-24950712516794004842008-12-03T22:31:00.000+00:002008-12-03T22:31:00.000+00:00So you're the Glenn Miller impersonator in trap fi...So you're the Glenn Miller impersonator in trap five!!!Barry Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000494244277958295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-66057132624882617112008-12-02T22:37:00.000+00:002008-12-02T22:37:00.000+00:00How can you have such self control? When ya gotta...How can you have such self control? When ya gotta go...Mopsahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17912659592484055741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-20036379433856787922008-12-02T16:32:00.000+00:002008-12-02T16:32:00.000+00:00I don't know why it was, but there was always such...I don't know why it was, but there was always such a battle of wills amongst fellow housemates when it came to toilet rolls. We all knew it made sense to contribute to a kitty, from which household essentials could be purchases, but we never did. Or on the one occasion when somebody bought a 12 roll pack, nobody would have the sense to buy another load when we'd got down to the last one.<BR/><BR/>Thank goodness those days are behind me. Although our toilet at work ran out of paper at 10am yesterday. I went home.Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-88285682574954720422008-12-02T10:49:00.000+00:002008-12-02T10:49:00.000+00:00A sublime elegy to the horrors of bathroom (and fr...A sublime elegy to the horrors of bathroom (and fridge) sharing with supposedly civilised people. You'd have probably been no worse off with scuzzy housemates. Or who didn't at least try to pretend they were not anyway.<BR/><BR/>I have heard of systems where each person in the house buys a different colour of toilet roll so that when that colour runs out, everyone knows whose turn it is to contribute next! It is certainly a bit mad to fill a fridge with four sets of milk and margarine, bread etc rather than have a kitty to which everyone contributes and a shopping rota.<BR/><BR/>I'm trailer park trash now as after two alcoholic housemates in a row, the second one a psycho, I couldn't take any more!The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-62503760356471751092008-12-01T16:33:00.000+00:002008-12-01T16:33:00.000+00:00nothing is worse than a share bath. nothing. not d...nothing is worse than a share bath. nothing. not disease, not fiery death. AUGH.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-34375751065220334742008-12-01T14:03:00.000+00:002008-12-01T14:03:00.000+00:00Aah, the memories of bedsits - in Birmingham, Lond...Aah, the memories of bedsits - in Birmingham, London, and Hull - roll in. But I'd forgotten about the bogrolls. Funny, now that we're all so engrossed in blogrolls, geddit. Ok, not funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-9088934550717914492008-12-01T05:01:00.000+00:002008-12-01T05:01:00.000+00:00No, I didn't roll a cigar with my thighs.But my tr...No, I didn't roll a cigar with my thighs.<BR/><BR/>But my tranny friend/travelling companion "C" rolled her thighs on a Cuban!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-29524630641045299292008-12-01T00:55:00.000+00:002008-12-01T00:55:00.000+00:00You are obviously well prepared for emergencies Pe...You are obviously well prepared for emergencies Peevish. I salute your preparedness.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-90808996797741622492008-12-01T00:01:00.000+00:002008-12-01T00:01:00.000+00:00I buy toilet rolls in huge parcels of 20 rolls at ...I buy toilet rolls in huge parcels of 20 rolls at a time. Being female, you know, requires more squares. Having 2 females in the house is like a toilet roll black hole.<BR/><BR/>The WCM would probably rinse and reuse if he could.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-88051424353486555582008-11-30T21:22:00.000+00:002008-11-30T21:22:00.000+00:00KAZFrench toilets of the hole in the floor variety...KAZ<BR/><BR/>French toilets of the hole in the floor variety are ample reason not to visit Frogland.<BR/><BR/>MJ<BR/><BR/>Havana? Did you get to roll a cigar with your thighs?garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-28100556048647601962008-11-30T14:28:00.000+00:002008-11-30T14:28:00.000+00:00That reminds me of a recent visit to Havana.Bring ...That reminds me of a recent visit to Havana.<BR/><BR/>Bring your own toilet roll...everywhere.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-82450024508955336282008-11-30T12:11:00.000+00:002008-11-30T12:11:00.000+00:00Ah - that reminds me of camping in France. The ind...Ah - that reminds me of camping in France. <BR/>The indignity of walking across a field with Andrex in hand announcing to one and all where you were going was bad news for a sensitive little soul like me.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.com