tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post4197812482948095429..comments2023-12-23T18:17:33.955+00:00Comments on Tunnocks Teacakes Forever: Do Not Disturbgarferhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-29235057015893581792008-12-25T10:07:00.000+00:002008-12-25T10:07:00.000+00:00I'm booked in to my favourite Brighton hotel for a...I'm booked in to my favourite Brighton hotel for a weekend in New Year - I greatly look forward to it. Not a faceless chain, but a lovely art deco place where they make their own marmalade and stuff you with such a ginormous home-cooked brekkie you can hardly walk all day! Fabulous place and not even hideously expensive.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-22295969806591714842008-12-23T14:00:00.000+00:002008-12-23T14:00:00.000+00:00where the charming Latino house maid was sensitive...where the charming Latino house maid was sensitive to my every need <BR/><BR/>It was probably the accent. Accent do weird things to us American lasses. :-) Happy Christmas!Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12936978108782777531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-46796330228034193842008-12-22T13:52:00.000+00:002008-12-22T13:52:00.000+00:00my prurience is not vulgar. it is beautiful, like ...my prurience is not vulgar. it is beautiful, like a beautiful, prurient flower.<BR/><BR/>*begins to doubt entire latino housemaid story, nods knowingly*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-31500488702660649982008-12-21T21:00:00.000+00:002008-12-21T21:00:00.000+00:00Have fun, just remember to take the bedcover off t...Have fun, just remember to take the bedcover off the bed, those things can be swarming with pubic lice<BR/>merry christmas!MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-64404729958685478852008-12-19T22:53:00.000+00:002008-12-19T22:53:00.000+00:00Perhaps you should move into a hotel permanently.Y...Perhaps you should move into a hotel permanently.<BR/><BR/>You could do a Howard Hughes and grow your fingernails to grow to an enormous length.<BR/><BR/>Admittedly the club sandwiches would get a bit boring after a while, but you could always phone for pizza delivery.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-17762853160436564952008-12-19T18:45:00.000+00:002008-12-19T18:45:00.000+00:00I love staying in hotels: Should I make my bed thi...I love staying in hotels: <BR/><BR/>Should I make my bed this morning? Nah<BR/><BR/>Should I hang my towel up or throw it on the floor so I get a fresh one today? On the floor you go!<BR/><BR/>Should I leave a load of cash out so I can count it later?<BR/><BR/>Should I shag the chamber maid?????<BR/><BR/>You dirty man! That's so brilliant. I might go and stay in a hotel....Sniffyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13373942595139748242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-21993917909890339582008-12-19T17:39:00.000+00:002008-12-19T17:39:00.000+00:00Tazzy and PiggyYou are a shameless glutton who wil...Tazzy and Piggy<BR/><BR/>You are a shameless glutton who will no doubt purchase a turkey sufficient to feed 10 people just to ensure that you don't go short, even though there will only be 3 of you.<BR/><BR/>MJ<BR/><BR/>I am not fed through a tube, although I have been known to imbibe cocktails through straws.<BR/><BR/>I've got a half eaten kebab from last night in the bin which will be your pressie.<BR/><BR/>Tim<BR/><BR/>Your reference to plumping up pillows sounds rude in an Eric and Ernie sort of way. <BR/><BR/>Kaz<BR/><BR/>No its not a motel, although the doorman's a bit of a Benny.<BR/><BR/>Betty<BR/><BR/>Just because you stay in leaky cottages in Devon is no justification for mean minded jealousy.<BR/><BR/>What's wrong with Uttoxeter anyway? <BR/><BR/>FN<BR/><BR/>I refuse to entertain your vulgar prurience.<BR/><BR/>pissoff<BR/><BR/>Heat in what sense? A hand gun or a blonde bimbo?<BR/><BR/>Please be more specific.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-77349946148617447102008-12-19T17:15:00.000+00:002008-12-19T17:15:00.000+00:00Do you have heat?Do you have heat?pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-18553981680761556872008-12-19T16:14:00.000+00:002008-12-19T16:14:00.000+00:00did i miss the post about the charming latino hous...did i miss the post about the charming latino housemaid? WHERE IS THE CHARMING LATINO HOUSEMAID POST, GARFY??FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-38481955529104143532008-12-19T15:22:00.000+00:002008-12-19T15:22:00.000+00:00Kaz, I'm pretty sure that it's the Uttoxeter branc...Kaz, I'm pretty sure that it's the Uttoxeter branch of Travelodge, but he's just throwing in all these references to Manhattan hotels and Latino housemaids to make it sound more swanky.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-32366215545021141772008-12-19T14:43:00.000+00:002008-12-19T14:43:00.000+00:00Is it a motel.Well I know all about them from Cros...Is it a <B>m</B>otel.<BR/>Well I know all about them from Crossroads.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-39534029938062189172008-12-19T12:25:00.000+00:002008-12-19T12:25:00.000+00:00I want to hear more about the Latino maid.Did she ...I want to hear more about the Latino maid.<BR/><BR/>Did she plump up your pillows?Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-33378772299481451692008-12-19T03:12:00.000+00:002008-12-19T03:12:00.000+00:00Fuck, those poofs beat me to it.Are you being fed ...Fuck, those poofs beat me to it.<BR/><BR/>Are you being fed through a tube?<BR/><BR/>Where's my pressie?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14089279.post-47966421395753182402008-12-19T01:59:00.000+00:002008-12-19T01:59:00.000+00:00What are regular mealtimes?I eat every day, albeit...What are regular mealtimes?<BR/><BR/>I eat every day, albeit it various times.<BR/><BR/>But I do it regularly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com