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Saturday, February 02, 2008
Thought for the Day
If God exists why are arses exactly the right height for kicking?
They're not the right height if you're Ronnie Corbett.
ReplyDeleteVery true. I suppose he could always wear stilts.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as a shorterarse that Ronnie - I must say that I have no intention of wearing stilts so that you can kick my arse.
ReplyDeleteSo There!
How about a pogo a stick?
ReplyDeleteI like a moving target.
If you bend at the knees, my arse will be exactly the right height for you to kiss.
ReplyDeleteI will be pleased to do so if you contribute £1 million to a charity of my choice.
ReplyDeleteYou may pay this directly into my bank account.
I can, without difficulty, balance the existence of God and kicking arse.
ReplyDeleteBut then, I wear bright coloured tights with peep-toe shoes.
My arse is the right height for alsations to lick, I'm told.
ReplyDeleteWhether this is true, or not, I wouldn't possibly know.
Kaz would, though.
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
ReplyDeletesee, i always thought that was one of the better proofs in favor of a personally involved God myself.
ReplyDeleteThe concept of God for many is catharsis.
ReplyDeleteWhereas I just like to kickarsis.