Tunnocks Teacakes Forever

Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind. Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Popeability

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Look, being the Pope is well great, you get to ride about in a big car with a hat. Wii and everything. I don't know what the Wii's ...

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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Facetwat

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Why am I bored by the inane? It's not as though there's anything wrong with inanity, I've tried it myself and have been quite ad...

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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Mice ate my Mouse Mat

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Apparently the ending to (shock, horror) Agatha Christie's 'The Mousetrap' has been revealed. I'd do the relavent link if I ...

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Friday, August 27, 2010

Talking Twaddle

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Park your car in the Fire Service car park because the petrol station is grid locked with camper vans, come back two minutes later with a ne...

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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Loquacios Pugnacios

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The road to hell is paved with good intentions, a stitch in time saves nine, this is the best and worst of times. The Royal Bank of Scotland...

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Bullshit Detector

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When this man speaks I enter kill and destroy mode: When this man speaks I enter kill and destroy mode: There, I've said it twice. He is...

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Executive Coaching and Business Consultant

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This is what you do when you've just been made redundant but have easily transferable skills of use in both the Public and Private secto...

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garfer: Born and brought up in Belfast. Moved to Glasgow to be closer to the Godhead that is Tunnocks, Uddingston, Scotland.

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