Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind.
Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Spot the Difference
Mandelson by name, meddlesome by nature.
Child Catcher.
The saintly haloed Blair must return from the Holy Land at once and save us from the machinations of the evil one.
The Child Catcher is running the country! That's soooo very scary. Only one person can save us... Bob Geldoff, saviour of so many third world dictatorships.
If Dame Judy Garland was the answer, what the fuck was the question? It would take a silver bullet to kill him. Tsk, I can only afford this regular one I'm saving for Blair.
Peaches likes her cream pies way too much to give a shite about the country. Still... at least its better than the other white stuff she is so fond of.
The Child Catcher is running the country! That's soooo very scary. Only one person can save us... Bob Geldoff, saviour of so many third world dictatorships.
ReplyDeleteI thought Peaches was doing that already.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Fifi Trixibelle will save us from this hideousness.
As long as Bono doesn't attempt to (again) I shall hold my fire.
I held back on mentioning Bonio, but you just had to do it, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteShort men should not wear leather trousers.
ReplyDeleteIt is an abomination.
We haven't had an assassination for a while.
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's time we had one.
Temporary respite from the recession and what-not.
And I've never worn leather trousers.
ReplyDeleteNow you point it out garfer, it's obvious - the Childcatcher was the most terrifying figure in my childhood.
ReplyDeletePiggy, are you afraid your thighs would chafe?
ReplyDeleteAnd is Benny Hill playing Gordon?
ReplyDeleteThere's great potential for Bonio to get assassinated on Tuesday. The Obama inauguration is simply a smokescreen.
ReplyDeleteIf Dame Judy Garland was the answer, what the fuck was the question? It would take a silver bullet to kill him. Tsk, I can only afford this regular one I'm saving for Blair.
ReplyDeletePeaches likes her cream pies way too much to give a shite about the country. Still... at least its better than the other white stuff she is so fond of.
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