Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind.
Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.
Sunday, February 07, 2010
How Will You Look Old?
Hairs growing out of my ears, a cemetery of eroded teeth, the total loss of cognizance?
Fucking Google Ads. I'd rather have sex with Paris Hilton's dog than respond to that.
I will drool more. I intend to be a wizened old croon, one avoided by impressionable young children and policemen. I shall probably smell.
ReplyDeleteI’ll look like this.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean 'probably'?
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