I have gone here.
God knows why. It's sure to rain incessantly and I'll probably get food poisoning, again.
Hey ho. It's a tough life.
Toodlepip.
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Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind. Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.
About Me
- garfer
- Born and brought up in Belfast. Moved to Glasgow to be closer to the Godhead that is Tunnocks, Uddingston, Scotland.
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11 comments:
You've gone to the Pencil Museum, haven't you?
If you go to a local AA meeting say hello to my ex husband the jaaaazz fan.
Fine place! I'm a big fan of The Lakes and Cumbria in general (he wrote nervously as Cumbrian soon-to-be ex-wife stood over his shoulder).
No! Orf is a HORRIBLE DISEASE. I hope you've just gone away.
Look, go to the Pencil Museum like MJ says. And the pub(there is a pub, right? You did check?) Don't be absailing or wind-surfing or outwardbounding or whatever it is people in fleece and mintcake do in the Lake Disrict.
Oh Arabella, Garfy absolutely SHOULD go absailing.
I KNEW. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT I'D START COMING HERE AND HE'D FUCK OFF TO PARTS FOREIGN AGAIN and, and....
*runs off crying*
MJ - I had absolutely no idea! I dread to think what the definition of mintcake is in the urban dictionary.
And I thought I needed to get out more, when what I actually require is a new reference library.
Calls to Reg:
Perhaps your soon to be ex wife is seeing my ex husband.
Eh?
Oh Christ on a crutch, not AGAIN?!
Mind you do come back and tell us about it, now.
well, it looks gorgeous there. have fun garfer.
don't expect to see you again for months....isn't that your usual to having a holiday?
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