Words that deserve to exist
*iconoclastic - a nice concatenation of syllables this one. I try to use it in everyday speech such as: "That's a very iconoclastic frock you're wearing today Marjory".
*circumnavigate - as Milo almost said: "why say go round when you can say circumnavigate?"
*desultory - just right this one, with a nice hint of insouciant couldn't care lessness
*ampersand - because its the word for that squiggly jobby that indicates 'and'. Not a lot of people know that.
*ennui - listlessly draped on a chaise longue swigging laudanum and feeling melancholy and bored in a slightly pleasurable kind of way. And it rhymes with pee. Obviously French.
*dinner
Words that don't
*banquette - most commonly used in conjunction with the phrase 'faux suede'. Deeply contemptible.
*epistemological- beloved of philosophers and sociologists, as in 'epistemological break'. For me this always conjures up an image of groups of bearded sociologists rushing off to the gents urinals.
*actually - oh really? How fascinating.
*chalet - pronounced 'shally' in Britain and used to describe beach huts built from bits of old cardboard.
*gotten - this is an American invention, and utterly unforgivable. They may have Harvard and Yale but while this monstrosity continues to exist they will remain backwoods hicks.
*umbrage - because people are constantly taking it with me for no apparent reason.
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Epistemological makes me clench as it reminds me of the word "episiotomy".
Yuk.
May I add "addicting" - an awful word that is becoming increasingly popular in the US, and, inevitably, is making gains over here. It's addicTIVE you murderers of language!
May I request the word 'basically' to the list of words that don't?
I fucking hate it.
Just have a listen for the next week, or so. You'll realise how many people start sentences or answers with it - or use it in other completely inappropriate contexts.
Fucking mongs, the lot of 'em.
Damn.
I forgot to add the word 'adding'.
It goes between 'request' and 'the'.
*dull thud as head crashes down on keyboard*
Pustulent. It's a good word.
My own pet peeve about words is the confusion of lose/loose - and how people can't figure out which one to use. Forget your/you're and their/there/they're. It's loose/lose that separates the wheat from the chaff.
Unctuous and smegma. Need I say more?
'Bumptious' is good. So's 'phlegmatic'.
'Envision' really isn't.
And in the last week, I've seen two instances in British quality newspapers of 'palette' when they mean 'palate'.
"Callipygian" is a favourite.
Basically I agree with all of the above.
"Brigade" Because of its use by the PC brigade when they constantly deride the views of the Daily Mail brigade. Nobs.
and of course "went" in the football commentator context: "he's gonna went to the byline"
idiots
'Eldritch' deserves a place on the 'sadly underused' side. it does.
Piggy: Have you forgotten the word "anyway"?
Great words: Tunnocks tea cake, cream bun, strawberry tart.
Ghastly words: Eccles cake, lardy cake, Garibaldi biscuit.
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