Ectually, I'm rather pleased that my ill advised marriage to that lower class gel from Michigan is over. Mater and Pater weren't happy with the union at the time, claiming (quite correctly) that blue blood shouldn't mingle with lower class Eyetie blood. She didn't even know what a fish knife was for!
I don't need her money because I'm Guy Rich Richie. You just can't buy class.
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I'm thinking the second persona is closer to the truth!
I'm thinking you might be right.
Hi Guy
I believe Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is getting a bit desperate.
Give her a call why dontcha.
Madonna probably married Guy because she really believed he was a a genuine Brit cockernee "geezer" as the Brits say. She thought it was rilly cute and he was her bit of rough. Oy oy, saveloy!
It took her seven years to work out the awful truth.
Perhaps his life is like that Tommy Cooper split personality sketch?
What worries me is what's Madonna going to do with her pseudo-English accent now that she's been banished with her tail between her muscular legs back to the US. Will she suddenly wake up one morning and revert straight back to Michiganese?
*whining* Does she have to come back here?! Can't she go buy her own damn country and live there? Gah. I'm so sick of her.
KAZ
Tara is English new money and consequently beneath Guy's notice.
Betty
Dick van Dyke was a much more authentic cockernee than Guy.
Arabella
A quickie divorce. "Jus' like that".
Emmak
Madge has drunk too much warm beer to speak in Michiganese. It has a permanent effect on the vocal chords.
Peevish
I'm sure Madge could afford her own Fantasy Island where obsequious dwarves would serve her wheat germ and mung bean cocktails.
no really. y'all can keep her. really. let her stay.
please.
Surely there must be room for her at Celine Dion's house.
FN
We've deprived you of the lovely Madge for too long.
MJ
Celine was invented just so everybody could laugh at Canadians.
As false as each other. Which makes you wonder how they could possibly have gone wrong.
True love, eh?
Oy, leave us poor old Canadians out of this. Celine is a fine upstanding bit of Quebec womanhood, fed daily on poutine to keep her vocal chords in fine fettle. You've had your fun with us - now get back to bashing Madge and Guy ...
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