Show me danger and I'm under the sofa, hiding in the wardrobe, or making excuses to the local Constabulary.
Actually, I'm fitting a kitchen when I was made to wield a chainsaw with lethal intent. You don't want to get on the wrong end of my chainsaw. Do so, and I will force you to consume 3 Pot Noodles at a single sitting.
You have been warned.
2 comments:
I'm a pot noodle virgin.
I love it when you talk Pot Noodle.
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