Some people are irritating. Impossibly good looking; debonair, and talented, they whisk effortlessly from success to success without ever feeling the need to glance at their reflection in a shop window to ensure that there isn’t a hair out of place.
I don’t like thespians as a rule. On the whole they are self regarding preening twats who have taken up permanent residency in their own anuses. I make the odd exception to this general rule of total dickheadedness: Ralph Fiennes being one of them.
He’s a very talented actor who doesn’t accept shit roles, and would rather commit hari kiri with his fish knife than agree to appear in a US mini series.
Unfortunately he goes and spoils it all by insisting that he is called Raife, not Ralph. And he’s shagging an old slapper.
What a knobhead.
Yeah.... Raife or whatever he likes to call himself sounds excrutiatingly knobbish.
ReplyDeleteAND.... YAY, I'm first.
I have to say that I'm disappointed in you Garfer. You obviously believed what you read in the papers - there is no truth in the rumours about my relationship with *Raife*. We are just good friends.
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteI used to work in a theatre bar and they are all galloping knobs.
The 'struggling' ones are the worst, mind.
Sorry, out of the loop here - who's Voldemort accused of shagging?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he got away with calling himself Raife through his childhood without being twatted by schoolmates. He mustn't have had the pleasure of a comprehensive education.
ReplyDeleteI can't look at him without seeing the "face" of Voldemort. I like his brother Joseph.
ReplyDeletei knew a Raife in high school....oh wait, Raife was his last name. his first name was Graham. never mind.
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