Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind. Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Shoot the Aged
I have been roped in to the point of strangulation just because I have a quad bike and a couple of chain saws. This is most discomfiting because this week was supposed to be a wipe out.
Unfortunately its turned out to be a white out. The crumblies have been shivering grievously so those of us males who are supposedly hale and hearty have been told to get chopping.
This we have done gladly, in the sure and certain knowledge that a large dram for each of us will be guaranteed when we deposit some logs for their hearths.
Nobody can claim that we are not altruistic to a fault.
Remember what happened to Ozzie.
ReplyDeleteLovely bit of geetar there.
You are Good King Wenceslas and I claim my five pounds.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to think where the hell you can use chainsaws and quadbikes in Easterhoose.
ReplyDeleteI am impressed by your efforts in altruism. Could you come to Derbyshire for a small fee?
ReplyDeleteGood on you Garfer!
ReplyDeleteGotta justify that quad bike somehow after all.
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