Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Mice ate my Mouse Mat

Apparently the ending to (shock, horror) Agatha Christie's 'The Mousetrap' has been revealed. I'd do the relavent link if I could be arsed, but I'm just too overjoyed that the wonderful old St Martins Theatre may at long last fill its boots.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Talking Twaddle

Park your car in the Fire Service car park because the petrol station is grid locked with camper vans, come back two minutes later with a newspaper and a bottle of juice and an idiot Ffireman is photographing your numberplate.

There obviously wasn't enough room for his "appliance".