Look, being the Pope is well great, you get to ride about in a big car with a hat. Wii and everything. I don't know what the Wii's for, but you can't blame me for that. I'm 86, if some Cardinal tells me that there's a wee facility in the Papal Chariot I'll wee while playing Wii Watersports.
That Paisley was over today wearing his stupid hat, pah. I beat him at Wii Bowling and he's never got over it, loser
I wish that Bhudda fellah was still about, he was a sour loser at the Crown Green Bowling but he always smiled about it.