Saturday, February 27, 2010

Loquacios Pugnacios

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, a stitch in time saves nine, this is the best and worst of times.

The Royal Bank of Scotland has failed to reach its Government suggested lending targets because business and individuals prefer not to borrow but to repay the usurers. Bollocks, they won't lend a penny to any individual or business at a rate of at least 7% above base (0.5%) Call the bastards in and nationalise them, now.

Until we can borrow on reasonable terms there will be no investment and no job creation. Its time the moneylenders were put out of the temple for good.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Bullshit Detector

When this man speaks I enter kill and destroy mode:

When this man speaks I enter kill and destroy mode:

There, I've said it twice.

He is worth losing the American Colonies for, but he's still not as bad as Tony Oleaginous Blair. We breed deluded idiots here as well.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Executive Coaching and Business Consultant

This is what you do when you've just been made redundant but have easily transferable skills of use in both the Public and Private sectors. A keen appreciation of the importance of empathy in successful team building and an up the flagpole and thinking out of the box blue sky mentality are your USP.

Or you could do something useful and become a Fireman.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

How Will You Look Old?

Hairs growing out of my ears, a cemetery of eroded teeth, the total loss of cognizance?

Fucking Google Ads. I'd rather have sex with Paris Hilton's dog than respond to that.

Don't be evil, unless it enriches you.