Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Favourite Mid Life Crisis Cars

Porsche 911

Fat arse, big gut, Thai wife.

Ferrari 308 GTB

Likes big moustaches. Avoid.

Lotus Elise

Likes darting about like an annoying bluebottle. Squish.

VW Beetle

Is obsessed with arses and talks like one. Avoid.

Ford Mustang

Takes onanism to a new level. Hence the the drop top.

E Type Jaguar

Penile erectile disfunction.

Lancia Fulvia

Tasteful. Sounds just like ladybits and is a bit slow
on the uptake.

Jensen Interceptor

Just plain stupid.

Audi RS6

Oh, just fuck off and have a wank.

I'm getting the bus.


Madame DeFarge said...

What if you take the bus? Does that mean you've given up the ghost?

Peevish McSnark said...

How about a Harley Davidson Fat Boy?

Jimmy Bastard said...

Catches the Bus: Anorak wearing train spotter who flashes at housewives,drinks sherry, and keeps bugs in matchboxes. ;)