Porsche 911
Fat arse, big gut, Thai wife.
Ferrari 308 GTB
Likes big moustaches. Avoid.
Lotus Elise
Likes darting about like an annoying bluebottle. Squish.
VW Beetle
Is obsessed with arses and talks like one. Avoid.
Ford Mustang
Takes onanism to a new level. Hence the the drop top.
E Type Jaguar
Penile erectile disfunction.
Lancia Fulvia
Tasteful. Sounds just like ladybits and is a bit slow
on the uptake.
Jensen Interceptor
Just plain stupid.
Audi RS6
Oh, just fuck off and have a wank.
I'm getting the bus.
About pretension
2 weeks ago
3 comments:
What if you take the bus? Does that mean you've given up the ghost?
How about a Harley Davidson Fat Boy?
Catches the Bus: Anorak wearing train spotter who flashes at housewives,drinks sherry, and keeps bugs in matchboxes. ;)
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