Everything is coming over all Father Ted. I believe that Craggy Island was home to several Holy Relics, although whether this included the crazy golf course on which Ted and Dougal liked to play in the pouring rain is debatable.
I've got nothing against Roman Catholics, but sometimes they fall prey to a strain of deluded credulity that is far from healthy. I'm sure there's money to made out of it. I'm thinking of announcing that I have seen a vision of the Virgin Mary in my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and an image of Christ on a burnt piece of toast. The admission fees to view these Holy artefacts should be sufficient to keep me in beer and pork scratchings for life.
I mean, come on.
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I shall have a gross of pork scratchings sent over this instant in recognition of your achievement.
Not very imaginative is she Our Lady appearing in a tree? why doesn't she come to earth as one of Bono's haemorrhoids, now that would make a good picture. The headline would be: Virgin Mary talks out of Bono's arse.
Yep... it's a miracle alreet. Holy mother of god, how the hell did the moose pushing the wheelchair fit herself into those tight shocking pink joggy bottoms?
Bless me.. tis a miracle indeed.
BUT have you ever got lost in the lingerie section of Ireland's largest department store? Its a feckin' miracle I came out of it.
BTW "The Holy Stump" is what they call the Pope's tadger. feck me if I am wrong.
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