Saturday, February 02, 2008

Thought for the Day

If God exists why are arses exactly the right height for kicking?

Discuss.

11 comments:

Betty said...

They're not the right height if you're Ronnie Corbett.

garfer said...

Very true. I suppose he could always wear stilts.

KAZ said...

Speaking as a shorterarse that Ronnie - I must say that I have no intention of wearing stilts so that you can kick my arse.
So There!

garfer said...

How about a pogo a stick?

I like a moving target.

MJ said...

If you bend at the knees, my arse will be exactly the right height for you to kiss.

garfer said...

I will be pleased to do so if you contribute £1 million to a charity of my choice.

You may pay this directly into my bank account.

Arabella said...

I can, without difficulty, balance the existence of God and kicking arse.
But then, I wear bright coloured tights with peep-toe shoes.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

My arse is the right height for alsations to lick, I'm told.

Whether this is true, or not, I wouldn't possibly know.

Kaz would, though.

Rimshot said...

What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

FirstNations said...

see, i always thought that was one of the better proofs in favor of a personally involved God myself.

S.I.D. said...

The concept of God for many is catharsis.

Whereas I just like to kickarsis.