I've just been watching one of those deferential BBC programmes about the Blues. Grizzled auld blokes from Surbiton or Crouch End kept blethering on about the authenticity of Blind Willie Shunting Truck's 'Tangerine Song'.
Gawd it was boring. Thankfully the plug ugly little ginger Ulster sex dwarf Van Morrison popped up and declaimed that: "Them like Jelly Roll Fungus Minge Morton when wus are eatin' are Ulster frays".
I luvs de Blues baby, but whenever I see John McVie I immediately think Derek Smalls:
I'm off to twiddle ma harp sugar mama.
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We can always rely on Van to make things clear for the rest of us.
Now you see... 'ginger' as well as 'Ulster' in the same sentence is enough to drive a man to the drink.
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
*sniggers*
Van the Man is a pug ugly offensive dwarf but no one can hold a candle to him vocally - cue joke about you wanting to torch him. No I adore him....
I hope your mojo's working Garfer.
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