Monday, November 12, 2007

I'm Orf

I have gone here.

God knows why. It's sure to rain incessantly and I'll probably get food poisoning, again.

Hey ho. It's a tough life.

Toodlepip.

11 comments:

The Mistress said...

You've gone to the Pencil Museum, haven't you?

KAZ said...

If you go to a local AA meeting say hello to my ex husband the jaaaazz fan.

Barry Lawrence said...

Fine place! I'm a big fan of The Lakes and Cumbria in general (he wrote nervously as Cumbrian soon-to-be ex-wife stood over his shoulder).

Mopsa said...

No! Orf is a HORRIBLE DISEASE. I hope you've just gone away.

Arabella said...

Look, go to the Pencil Museum like MJ says. And the pub(there is a pub, right? You did check?) Don't be absailing or wind-surfing or outwardbounding or whatever it is people in fleece and mintcake do in the Lake Disrict.

The Mistress said...

Oh Arabella, Garfy absolutely SHOULD go absailing.

FirstNations said...

I KNEW. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT I'D START COMING HERE AND HE'D FUCK OFF TO PARTS FOREIGN AGAIN and, and....


*runs off crying*

Arabella said...

MJ - I had absolutely no idea! I dread to think what the definition of mintcake is in the urban dictionary.
And I thought I needed to get out more, when what I actually require is a new reference library.

KAZ said...

Calls to Reg:
Perhaps your soon to be ex wife is seeing my ex husband.
Eh?

Peevish McSnark said...

Oh Christ on a crutch, not AGAIN?!

Mind you do come back and tell us about it, now.

Kyahgirl said...

well, it looks gorgeous there. have fun garfer.

don't expect to see you again for months....isn't that your usual to having a holiday?