Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Evil Looking People

I don't want to meet ex Paratroop Regiment General Mike Jackson down a dark alley.

Definitely a hint of the Satanic about Fuld. Maybe not Old Nick, but definitely Old Dick.

Macca exploiter and all round bunny boiler mentalist Heather McCartney Mills. Mad as a brush and will beat you to death with her wooden leg.

Feck, girls, arse!

There's a lot of evil looking people about. So many that I'm beginning to wonder if it's safe to go outside at all. Maybe I'll just stay at home and polish my arsenal of illegally held hand guns and assault rifles.

And my gnome collection.

One just can't be too careful.


Madame DeFarge said...

But you'd have to maintain the survivalist stocks of Tunnocks and Uddingston may not be ready to become the Idaho of Lanarkshire just yet.

Peevish McSnark said...

Father Jack!! Feck! Gobshite!!

the projectivist said...

i wish Father Jack were my sugardaddy.
you know where you are with a man like that.

MJ said...

If you could arch your eyebrow (or unibrow in your case)like Fuld, you wouldn't care if folk called you evil.

KAZ said...

Come on Garfer - let's see a picture of you.
(prepares to be afraid - very afraid)

MJ said...

He's hideous, Kaz.

Sniffy said...

You forgot Peter Mandleson... Ponce of Darkness

garfer said...

Mandleson always reminds me of the child catcher in 'Chitty, Chitty, Bang Bang'.

I prefer not to think about him.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Yes I know someone who looks particularly evil - like a downmarket Julie Walters chewing a wasp. And she's crooked as a nine-bob note.