Mandelson by name, meddlesome by nature.
Child Catcher.
The saintly haloed Blair must return from the Holy Land at once and save us from the machinations of the evil one.
Er....maybe he'd best stay there.
About Bob Dylan
4 days ago
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
12 comments:
The Child Catcher is running the country! That's soooo very scary. Only one person can save us... Bob Geldoff, saviour of so many third world dictatorships.
I thought Peaches was doing that already.
Perhaps Fifi Trixibelle will save us from this hideousness.
As long as Bono doesn't attempt to (again) I shall hold my fire.
I held back on mentioning Bonio, but you just had to do it, didn't you?
Short men should not wear leather trousers.
It is an abomination.
We haven't had an assassination for a while.
Perhaps it's time we had one.
Temporary respite from the recession and what-not.
And I've never worn leather trousers.
Now you point it out garfer, it's obvious - the Childcatcher was the most terrifying figure in my childhood.
Piggy, are you afraid your thighs would chafe?
And is Benny Hill playing Gordon?
There's great potential for Bonio to get assassinated on Tuesday. The Obama inauguration is simply a smokescreen.
If Dame Judy Garland was the answer, what the fuck was the question? It would take a silver bullet to kill him. Tsk, I can only afford this regular one I'm saving for Blair.
Peaches likes her cream pies way too much to give a shite about the country. Still... at least its better than the other white stuff she is so fond of.
Post a Comment