Friday, January 15, 2010

Arse Over Tit

There was I, skilfully negotiating the thawing permafrost with my trusty hiking pole when I had the grim misfortune to discover that six inches of glacier remained beneath the rapidly melting snow.

Going backwards while accelerating rapidly is not a pleasant experience. Shoulder is very annoyed. Shoulder is irate. Thankfully skull is intact, not that cracking that at 30 mph would make much difference. It was cracked years ago.

2010 and my arm's in a sling.

Thankfully it's not my drinking arm. I am comfortably numb.

13 comments:

Mopsa said...

Oh no. That's why I felt like this

KAZ said...

Poor Garfer.
Do you need help to take your trousers down?
I could call MJ.

MJ said...

I'm here KAZ and prepared to do my duty.

Is it your wanking arm?

Madame DeFarge said...

As long as you have a straw, you'll be fine. Do you need that arm for anything else or should we all volunteer to give you a hand?

garfer said...

Mopsa

Golfing shoes, that's the secret.

Kaz

I suspect MJ would be more interested in your trousers.

MJ

Ambidextrous.

Madame

Thankfully I have a willing cocktail shaker.

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