Friday, January 29, 2010

Dangerous Sports

I am Danger Mouse.

Show me danger and I'm under the sofa, hiding in the wardrobe, or making excuses to the local Constabulary.

Actually, I'm fitting a kitchen when I was made to wield a chainsaw with lethal intent. You don't want to get on the wrong end of my chainsaw. Do so, and I will force you to consume 3 Pot Noodles at a single sitting.



You have been warned.

2 comments:

MJ said...

I'm a pot noodle virgin.

Madame DeFarge said...

I love it when you talk Pot Noodle.