Monday, December 17, 2007

Weapon of Mass Destruction


My wholly justified hatred of ghastly Oirish crooner Daniel O'Donnell has caused me to overlook another utterly loathsome example of the type of lachrymose musical whining that calls for nothing less than hanging drawing and quartering to be reintroduced to the Statute Book.

Those of you who haven't heard of Chris de Burgh should be grateful. He is repulsive in the way that only the truly vacuous can be; an asinine insult to the gods of art and lyricism.

Apparently he is to be permitted to serenade the Iranians, presumably because the chances of any knickers being thrown in his direction are minimal. The mullahs must be rubbing their hands at the prospect of grooving on down to 'The lady in Red'.

With any luck the CIA will have surreptitiously strapped a mini thermonuclear device up his jumper; thus ridding the world of badly dressed religious nutters and a talentless Oirish tosspot simultaneously.

That outcome would, I am sure, have us all dancing in the aisles.

15 comments:

Peevish McSnark said...

First!

I kinda like "Lady in Red." Sorry to have offended your musical sensibilities. I only ever hear it played at wedding receptions, though.

garfer said...

There is definitely no accounting for taste.

I am rather fond of rehydrated packet noodles dosed with msg, but I don't like to advertise the fact.

S.I.D. said...

And as for his daughter winning that beauty contest....

Maybe we'll be lucky and he will nick an orange,or two,with both hands.

garfer said...

Thank god you can speak English SID, nobody else can.

Ya big arsed bollocks.

FirstNations said...

see, with an attitude like that you'll never get a job as his publicist, garfy. it sounds like you don't like him or something.

MJ said...

Fucking Irish twat.

MJ said...

You know I was referring to Chris de Burgh, in this case rather than SID?

KAZ said...

The last time I saw Chris deBurgh was at the funeral of the lovely Princess Diana. He was accompanied by barking mad scientologist Tom Cruise, obese Luciano Pavarotti and closet lurker Cliff Richard.

He looked almost human by comparison.

Geoff said...

The only nannies he'll be shagging in Iran will be goats.

garfer said...

Apologies to SID, I'd been at the Jack Daniels. I like the geezer really, even if he does have fat arse.

Leave Tom alone Kaz, he can't help being an up his own backside dwarf.

Sage words Geoff, sage words.

MJ said...

So what else did you and Gentleman Jack get up to last night?

garfer said...

A chicken chow mein and an interesting conversation.

Not that it's any of your business.

EmmaK said...

I dunno mate, de Burgh's so ugly it's hard to hate him. That said, Lady in Red is a pile of (shit stained) pants.

Mopsa said...

Garfer

I have a sense that you feel soo much better having got that off your chest. I love that we all love to hate certain folks so much! Now, what about that Afghan hound lookalike, Barry Manilow?

FirstNations said...

barry manilow is a miracle of modern medical science.