Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Teh Uses of Illiteracy

'Apparently countless numbers of iliterete and inumerete skool levers are having dificulty obteining Uniniversity places this year,

I think this is a tragidy what with the riccison and that. Enybody with an gramme of since can see that this is nuncence. We us more than capible for working for BT. We has wurked hard in getting A's in flour arranging and surfing studys so I see no reason why us showdnt be given a chance on at least a £50K starting saliry with free txts'.

Britney Jordan

I blame Bebo, although having said that I did score a cracking bird from Kilmarnock the other night.

Edukation, edukation, edukation.

Thanks Tony.

6 comments:

KAZ said...

Dear Britney
I am delighted to note your correct spelling of the word gramme.
I'm sure you would make an excellent science teacher.

Isa Kaufmann said...
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EmmaK said...

You can't blame Tony for everything. Most youngsters are ilittterate here in the US - no idea why since Bush has such a wonderful way with words. lol
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

MJ said...

Nuncence...

the scent of a convent?

garfer said...

Kaz

Fizzics presumably

EmmaK

Bushie and Oscar Wilde. Are they related?

MJ

Enuneceate peoperley theirs a deer.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

i blem the gubberment.

we is reverring to gibbering.

ivolushion is goin' bacwazz

Enlee prob iz we goin ta bee toooo
stoopid to vote so will all bacfiar.

haahaaaahaaaa