About Bob Dylan
4 days ago
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Craft Work
I hate craft workers. Rubbish hand thrown pots, stupid macramé, and crap water colours.
At least it's Christmas and nobody will be foisting painted eggs on me.
I had to plumb recently. It destroyed my belief in a benevolent and loving God.
Plumbing drives me round the U bend.
Which is why I'm writing in sentences
Paragraphs give me indigestion.
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Did you snake anyone's drain?
I blame Kirstie Allsopp friend of David Cameron who demonstrates how to make macramé egg cosies for the poor.
You have a woman for the love of christ.. why get your hands wet?
I'm with you on crafters - they are generally shit and who'd buy their brightly colored earrings made of garish green and red beads? But what about Martha Stewart? she's good but she's really cheating because she has all these special machines to make neat knots and cut things in straight lines and apply hot glue etc. She is my role model though - she really got some street cred after that stint in jail.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank. That's what I know about plumbing.
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