I am neither mad, bad, or dangerous to know. Except when I am, which isn't very often
I wish I had not grown to a reasonable height. 5'4" seems to be the optimal height. Byron and Martin Amis have something in common but the former had the advantage of a club foot, the lucky bastard.
I'm becoming more Shortist by the day. Death to the dwarves.
I was far too tall all my life, and rarely at eye level.
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