Monday, March 13, 2006

Feck, feckity, feck.




Bastard howling gales last night toppled ten of my trees. I have spent a very pleasant day wielding a chain saw in foul weather.

I thought this was supposed to be Spring.


This is rather chucklesome.

11 comments:

S.I.D. said...

Talk about prostituting your business!

Pimp my holiday homes eh?

Nice website and area garfy,could you handle some mad stupid Irish people?

garfer said...

I would happily have swapped my holiday homes for the Costa del Sol today Sid.

Mad stupid Irish people are welcome. I can even get reduced rate Irish Sea crossings with P&O.

Faltanus said...

at least it didn't topple it right onto your house.

Anonymous said...

By heck! Well you won't be cold next winter...

Anonymous said...

sorry about the bad weather, I'm sure we sent it ( the Americans always blame bad weather as coming down from Canada, you might as well too)

No wonder British children grow up twisted. Funny clip :-)

Sniffy said...

Blimey.

And BLIMEY at the thought of you with a chainsaw! How on earth would anybody be so stupid as to even contemplate fucking you about?

Peevish McSnark said...

Wow, that was a close one! It's lucky your cottages didn't get damaged by falling trees. Chainsaws make me nervous. Too much exposure in horror movies and video games. Ick.

Checked out your holiday homes, and am interested and intrigued. It looks like a great place to have a serene and contemplative holiday.

garfer said...

It's not serene and contemplative when I'm running amok with my chainsaw.

Wyndham said...

You see, Resident Evil 4 did come in useful after all.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the link to the clip. I will probably have nightmares about Geoffrey and Bungle's special intimate relationship now.

M said...

That was slightly sick...and plucking funny. :-)

Looks like you'll have plenty of firewood for your holiday seekers.