Sunday, December 17, 2006

Abroad


Six weeks spent in Cyprus furiously imbibing tequila sunrises have miraculously left my fragile constitution somewhat intact.

I don't understand why anyone is remotely attracted to the idea of extreme sports. I popped across to Cairo only to find myself harangued by begging urchins offering camels for any conceivable use at a ridiculously low price. I may have taken them up on the offer, but unfortunately they only had dromedarys.

Isn't wifi great? Only £10 per 24 hours.

6 comments:

Betty said...

Well, riding on a camel is apparently pretty frightening, and I don't even want to think of all the other uses they could be put to while I've still got a hangover.

Sniffy said...

did you slaughter a camel and eat it? where the hell are you?

Anonymous said...

HE LIVES!!!!!

I missed you. Did you have camel kebabs?

garfer said...

No, camels give me the hump (har,har).

M said...

Mon Dieu! I'm so glad to hear from you. So, did the camel spit on ya???

Anonymous said...

£10 for 24 hours? That's a fucking rip-off!

Surely you could have hijacked someone else connection for nothing?