Sunday, June 24, 2007

Of Pimps and Popes



I'm sure that everyone will be delighted to learn that the Right Hon Anthony 'pretty straight kinda guy' Blair will continue to bestride the globe like a toothy colossus when he ceases to be PM. Apparently he plans to sort out the Middle East, African poverty, female circumcision, and lots of other stuff. Phew. It'll be great when that lot's sorted.





TONY BLEUUURGH



Rumour has it that he is also to anounce his conversion to Catholicism. I'm sure that his holiness is rubbing his palms at the prospect. Good 'ole Tones well known commitment to civil partnerships, stem cell research, pre marital sex, and contraception make him the perfect advocate for the modern Church.


CHERIE BLEUUURGH






If I was his Popeness I would think twice before accepting Tony's genuflections. If he starts entertaining Catholic youth groups with his stratocaster and Jaggeresque hip gyrations in an attempt to, like, get with the kids, the consequences will be unthinkable. The prospect of a prancing tit like Blair singing 'Kumbaya My Lord' will lead to a mass exodus to join the Seventh day Adventists, or one of the rattlesnake worshipping cults that thrive in Boise, Idaho.



I'm convinced that the whole business is a set up job by the Rev Ian (sodomy emerges from the pit of hell) Paisley to discredit the one true Church.



Something will have to be done.

9 comments:

First Nations said...

i hope this post was merely the unfortunate result of huffing aerosol propellant.

that's all is was.
right?

please?

garfer said...

Don't worry, I plan to have a go at the Buddhists tomorrow.

Kyahgirl said...

you are so funny. I can't think of anything to say....just laughing. (Its always the recovering Catholics who laugh hardest)

jungle jane said...

Tony is becoming a catholic??

Fuck! There goes my place in heaven...

Gledwood said...

... they look like some of my old school teachers actually ...

Sniffy said...

He's an arse. I'm surprised he hasn't gone the whole hog and converted to Islam. Perhaps Cherie is planning on doing that. At least that's one case where I'd welcome a muslim woman wearing a burqa. Ugly bitch.

S.I.D. said...

Good...now he really can go to Hell.

Arabella said...

Who does he think he is? Cardinal bloody Newman?

garfer said...

Obviously.

Perhaps he should publish an apologia for the Iraq fiasco.