I'm sure that everyone has encountered the unrelenting cheerful, there's a lot of them about. Frankly they scare me to death. I'm concerned that one of these days they will suffer an existential crisis, realise the true hideousness and futility of existence, and run amok with a chainsaw.You have to admit it's a worry.
This is why I don't go outside very often.
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ewwwww i hate positive thinking. it's usually vegetarians that do shit like that...
Yes, the vile coterie of vegetablists and sandal wearers are hard to stick.
You'd like me, garfer. I'm a vegetarian and yet, manage to remain as miserable as sin.
Is it veggies that contain the cheerful vitamins? Damn, no wonder I'm such a bitch: carnivore for life, here.
I have a bumper sticker that says "Thank you for not being perky." I think that sums up my philosophy.
They had a special on Charles Whitman today and I thought of you. Rather, this post; not you personally. hopefully your pessimism has shown you the folly of schlepping up that many stairs loaded down with heavy ordnance.
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