Monday, June 18, 2007

The Unrelenting Cheerful

I'm sure that everyone has encountered the unrelenting cheerful, there's a lot of them about. Frankly they scare me to death. I'm concerned that one of these days they will suffer an existential crisis, realise the true hideousness and futility of existence, and run amok with a chainsaw.

You have to admit it's a worry.

This is why I don't go outside very often.

5 comments:

jungle jane said...

ewwwww i hate positive thinking. it's usually vegetarians that do shit like that...

garfer said...

Yes, the vile coterie of vegetablists and sandal wearers are hard to stick.

funny thing said...

You'd like me, garfer. I'm a vegetarian and yet, manage to remain as miserable as sin.

suburban wonder said...

Is it veggies that contain the cheerful vitamins? Damn, no wonder I'm such a bitch: carnivore for life, here.

I have a bumper sticker that says "Thank you for not being perky." I think that sums up my philosophy.

First Nations said...

They had a special on Charles Whitman today and I thought of you. Rather, this post; not you personally. hopefully your pessimism has shown you the folly of schlepping up that many stairs loaded down with heavy ordnance.