Sunday, September 28, 2008

Down in Daaaarset

Tess Durbeyfield was a cracking bird, make no mistake. Down in Dorset things got a bit depressing, what with bastard children, drunken yokel fathers, and pursed lipped church goers giving her the old heave ho.

Life's tough in RobertHardyland. I haven't been there, but the brochure looks nice.


KAZ said...

I was depressed for a week after I saw that film. But at least he got more sex than in Dr Who.

I'm was sure she called him 'Dude' in one scene. Perhaps Kate had seen Lebowski

garfer said...

Kate was going through her plump phase in that flick.

I bet Eccleston wished he'd had a Tardis.

MJ said... for this new spelling in all my future posts.

The cousins bit rang true as my own clan tends to stare at each other too thinking, "Stupid shared genes."

But we don't go in for the kelp whipping.

Puppy and Hippo said...

"Down in Dorset things got a bit depressing" doesn't sound quite right.

Shouldn't it be "Down in Dorset its very depressing"?

You're quite correct about the bastard children though. The place is crawling with them.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Bit well-upholstered though isn't she for a girl who's supposed to survive on the odd turnip top?

She could give most chaps who gave her grief a good one-two of a right hook methinks.

The Poet Laura-eate said...

The push-up bra technology of the day is most impressive too. I can't even buy them that good in my local M&S!

garfer said...


I thought kelp whipping would appeal to you.

puppy and hippo

Dorset is yokel central, it's like something out of Deliverance.


Definitely plump totty. Don't know what she saw in a big nosed scrawny miserabilist like Eccleston.

Bollix said...

Eccleston had Kate's tits out, that's more than I've ever did.

If he didn't shag like a three legged sheep I would have awarded him 10 points in the oul kudos section.

As it stands(pardon the pun) ... 7 points.

FirstNations said...

they deserved everything they got. and now, if you'll excuse me, i must go weep silently into the wreckage of my lost youth for awhile. thanks for the lift, garfy.

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