Spreading the gospel according to Tunnocks of Uddingston,Scotland; creators of the finest confection/biscuit known to mankind.
Currently kebabless, rootless and temporarily boozeless.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Twas the night before Christmas
....and garfer is half cut. Feeling slightly less misanthropic than usual I wish all my deluded nincompoops a very happy Christmas. I hope nobody gets food poisoning from a dodgy prawn.
May the plums in your pudding prosper. In fact, if you're a male nincompoop, may your plums prosper full stop.
happy new year Garfer! May your plums always be plump and never become wrinkled prunes (maybe you better start putting moisturizing cream on them if you are that vain??)
7 comments:
*blows snow toward GarferLand*
I'll be into the sauce myself in just a few hours. Starting late today.
Merry Christmas, Garfy!
Take it easy Garfer, or you won't make New Year!
Jingle bells!
Lx
There was me thinking there were no cameras about.
I always wondered what you really looked like Garfer.
Kaz: He wouldn't need a hat that large for coverage.
i have no plums, prosperous or otherwise. and your sock is falling off.
happy new year Garfer! May your plums always be plump and never become wrinkled prunes (maybe you better start putting moisturizing cream on them if you are that vain??)
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