Why do people insist on enunciating?
You don't enunciate poetry, you read it. Why oh why is nobody aware of this fact? If I come across another fuckwit YouTube interpretation I will throw myself off the Clifton Suspension Bridge and float downstream merrily.
This idiot is all over YouTube enunciating in a ridiculous fashion. It wouldn't be so bad if his intentions were comedic, unfortunately this is not the case. He is deadly serious and sometimes declaims while starring dolefully into his web cam. Will somebody Stateside please shoot him.
Then there are the twats who animate famous poets mouths. Dylan Thomas on Botox anybody? Not bleedin' likely.
And then they add music, which is just plain wrong:
No, no, no , no. You must die.
It's official, I give up.
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