I can't be doing with David Duchovny.
The geezer doesn't act: he just plays himself being David. "'Oh look at my lovely puppy fat!" I bet that's what he says to himself when he preens before his dressing room mirror. His technique is almost up there with Clint Eastwood in the 'he's either smiling or he isn't' stakes.
Not satisfied with the afterglow of the intense sexual chemistry (not) he displayed with Gillian Anderson in the X Files, he's now smiling and not smiling in a new series 'Californication' in which he says 'fuck' a lot.
I hope the Red Hot Chilli Peppers sue the arrogant Yankee arse for nicking one of their song titles.
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Is that SID's beloved coffee mug over his willie?
Certainly not.
Sidney uses a ceramic thimble on which he has painted a diminutive shamrock.
Don't be nasty to him, he's still hungover.
I tried, truly I did, but I suspect the reason why it's on Channel 5 is just because it's so .....dire. Oh, and the tits. Don't forget them - sure C5 didn't.
Yes tits to the right, tits to left, and chuppy chops Duchovny in the middle saying 'fuck'.
Marvellous
Is he trying to do Homo - Erotic?
btw - Tunnocks tea cakes are on p71 of 'Living etc.' this month.
Have a look in Tesco or the newsagents - don't buy it - it's crap.
I'll stick to Good Housekeeping and Peoples Friend thanks.
Can't stand him. Don't really like Gillian Anderson, either. And, frankly, I don't think DD needs to even borrow SID's thimble to cover his microscopic willie.
MJ and Garfy and shock horror Sub Wonder ~ Cheeky sods!
Bloody hell,now Garfys showing naked men.
SID says, "Bloody hell,now Garfys showing naked men."
*sniff*
I'm so proud of him.
I displayed the naked DD in order to accentuate the miniscule nature of Sids thimble.
Yet you told ME not to be nasty.
There's nothing nasty about telling the truth MJ.
I was brought up to speak with candour.
Anyway, his hangover has now subsided so he is fair game.
I have a nice surprise for him tomorrow.
Perhaps we should put our heads together one of these days, Garfy and create a whole series of surprises for him.
Have you seen his moobs? I have pics.
*hurry Sunday*
*rubs hands gleefully*
*laughs*
Why wait till Sunday??
There's always Saturday's for secrets?
*runs out*
He who hesitates is lost, Garfy.
*laffs*
I'll give you one bit of advice. If ever you go round to his gaff and he offers you a mug of coffee.....DECLINE!!
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