Apologies for the lame nature of this post. I have just arrived back from Glasgow two hours late due to a car crash road closure. The bastards had the nerve to walk away from the wreckage. They might have had the common courtesy to suffer at least a couple of multiple fractures. Holding me up like that. Bastards.
I am absofuckinlutely knackered.
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You should be allowed to shoot people who do that.
I adore Twiglets.
I'm just glad you had energy enough to post!
LMAO. Fucking inconsiderate bastard. It's like when I lived in London and you had jumpers during the morning rush to work. Just plain old inconsiderate.
Some people have no consideration for others. I wish them a month in a neck brace each.
You used to smoke Tina. Of course you adore Twiglets. They look like miniature stained roll ups and taste quite similar.
I like to suck them but then they go all soggy and lose their crunch. Then they're just like rusks.
Ohh TWIGLETS... right.. as you were.
what are twiglets?
I was stuck on the motorway a few weeks ago because the police closed both lanes to all traffic owing to some twat on a bridge threatening to jump. We could all see him, and after an hour in the heat, he was treated to several hundred angry motorists chanting "Jump. Jump. Jump". He never did, either. Twat.
Twiglets are a savoury snack. they look just like small twigs. They are coated in a yeasty/beefy flavouring and are crunchy. People either loathe 'em or loathe 'em.
Merkin
If people were chanting 'jump' he probably decided not to as that would have made their day while ending his.
Exactly. We were doing it for his own good. The ungrateful twat.
mmmmm sounds lovely, do you like them then garfer?
Luv 'em.
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