Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Gorgeous George


Britain is not short of prominent public figures that are eminently punchable. The world of the D list celebrity is strewn with talentless poseurs who are principally famous for being famous, and would provide a more appropriate public service by offering up their innards for use in tins of Pedigree Chum dog food.

Our cohorts of fuckwit politicians are even worse. These people are actually elected by popular franchise, and are expected to represent and act in the best interests of their constituents. Fat chance of that: the vainglorious wankers are too engrossed with their own rectums to give a monkeys toss about the welfare of Joe public. Having their massive egos stroked in the full glare of the media is their sole motivation.

‘Gorgeous’ George Galloway is an example of the preening political charlatan in their full repulsive glory. A moustachioed dandy in hand made Italian suits; he is an exemplar of the champagne socialist hypocrisy that sticks in everyone’s craw, regardless of their political persuasion.

Show George a political bandwagon on which he can leap and he is off like a shot. Wrapping himself in the flag of the Palestinian cause, and pontificating on western imperialism, are meat and drink to him. He even got himself a glamorous Palestinian wife to underline his full commitment to the cause.

Lots of people are anti the war in Iraq, but they don’t make inflammatory statements about the west “raping fair Arab maidens”. As a toadying acolyte of Saddam Hussein, it is hard to see how Galloway can regard himself as a champion of the average downtrodden Arab.

It now appears that Galloway has benefited from large sums of money fraudulently obtained from the UN Oil for Food Program. Of course our George was too canny to have the cash lodged in his own bank accounts, but the large sums deposited in his wife’s, and political manager's, accounts point the finger firmly in his direction. The paper trail is apparently sufficient for the US Supreme Court to charge him with perjury, an offence punishable by five years imprisonment.

Big gob Georgie is of course up for it, pleading that the US courts charge him so that he can prove his innocence before the world. I say, go for it George, when you’re found guilty they will hopefully send you to a penitentiary in Alabama which is not air conditioned, and in which the largest inmates will submit your wholly heterosexual torso to a damn good buggering. It’s the least you deserve after saluting Saddam Hussein’s “..strength, courage, and indefatigability”. What a total wanker.



NB Sorry for lack of posting recently. My motherboard went to meet its maker.

40 comments:

Wyndham said...

George is the new Derek Hatton. Nothing more, nothing less.

Welcome back.

Herge Smith said...

I want more on the motherboard... how'd you fix it?

Anonymous said...

We knew someone of something had died. We were worried sick.

PO

garfer said...

Derek Hatton oozed charm compared to this dick.
I didn't fix it. I have a nerd neighbour who has been assembling tech stuff since the ZX Spectrum was the acme of modernity. He fixed me up. Fuck knows how. I haven't paid him yet. Perhaps I'll give him some lentils or something.

MHN for short said...

Dave does the same sort of stuff. It's only been in the last couple of years that he hasn't "built" our computers from spare parts. Glad to have you back Garf!

MHN for short said...

Unfortunately, all of the prisons in the U.S. have full-on central air and heat, and as far as him getting sent to a pokey with the general population, fat chance. They'd probably send him to Camp Cupcake or some such place as that.

garfer said...

Yeah, but Dave's not a nerd. He is a scooter boy, and thus acceptable in polite company.

S.I.D. said...

"The dead arose and appeared to many."

Welcome back garfer.

And yes he is a total wanker.George that is.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

S'pose we better say 'welcome back'.

We sooooooo wanted to go to a funeral too.

Cunt.

Sniffy said...

This man is simpy sickening. The way he gathered support from British muslims to oust a perfectly good woman MP from her seat was pathetic and disgusting. He is a total wanker and a disgrace. I would laugh so much if he was stood beside the next "British muslim" suicide bomber when they pulled out the pin.

Fucking tosser.

Welcome back Garfer. I thought you'd had a tragedy, but a dead motherboard is much worse than that!

Piggy and Tazzy said...

A perfectly good woman MP?

What was she doing out of the kitchen? There were still dishes to be done, I'm sure.

Women in politics? Whatever next? Poofs in the army?

suburban wonder said...

Welcome back to the land of the living - missed you!

I don't comment on politics, as I don't know anything about 'em, or at least not enough to even sound intelligent.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

like most wimmin then, Bronwen?

See. A woman's place is in the kitchen, or scruubing the poo from the side of the bog. They know about these things. It's the reason they were born. Unlike politics.

*runs*

*as fast as my wee legs will carry me*

Sniffy said...

Derek Hatton now has a "Buy, sell or swap" radio show on Saturday morning on Century FM in the North West. My, how the mighty have fallen. Actually, radio presenter is probably higher up the evolutionary scale than militant politician.

garfer said...

There are poofs in the army Pig&taz. They're all in the catering corp, rustling up lamb currys and shepherds pie for the fighting lads.

BigDov said...

it has to be said, there are times I quite like Gorgeous George. I do think he is a total w*nker most of the time, but when he told the Senate committee to essentially f*ck off, I did laugh like a drain! I think the Senate are trying to deflect some/most of the criticism for the war and George is an easy target for mud slinging. Incidentally, I believe the senate are accusing him of taking an allocation of 23m barrels of oil, equating to about $100million - thats quite a money to hide ??

Anonymous said...

What a load of inaccurate, biased, half-truth bullshit this post is! George has said he will answer any charges of perjury - he HASNT been charged at all, just the senate sounding off. For fuck sake you'll be telling us there are WMD's next. You sound just like a New Labour twat - all hot air and no substance. Asshole.

garfer said...

George seems to be teflon coated. He's won enough libel cases in the past to feather his nest quite nicely. I think his numbers up this time though.
Anon. If you must leave fuckwit comments at least have the good grace to leave a name. You appear to be in a minority of one in defence of the Galloway wanker. Oh, it's not 'asshole', it's 'arsehole'. If you must indulge in ill thought out invective I suggest you acquire an elementary grasp of the English language before sounding off.

Merkin said...

I hate him. So much. In fact I even blogged about how much I hated him at http://merkins.blogspot.com/2005/05/list-episode-4-new-hope.html. It's funny how much even thinking about him makes me angry. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Twat.

Merkin said...

Oh, and Mr Anonymous (how very brave of you not to even have a pseudonym) - as from your calling Garfer a donkey-hole I assume you are of American extraction ,what think you of George's admiration for communism, Stalin and murderous gulags?

And what about his comment that "If you are asking did I support the Soviet Union, yes I did. Yes, I did support the Soviet Union, and I think the disappearance of the Soviet Union is the biggest catastrophe of my life."? Still a fan? Arsehole.

garfer said...

Great post Merkin. At least your's was backed up with some decent research. I just think he's a vainglorious cunt.
Anon should go figure.

Anonymous said...

Decent research??? Well for a start Stalin died in 1953 - George only entered politics in 1983. He has NEVER expressed support for Gulag's. Another half-educated arse/asshole. Perhaps Merkin should do away with his wig and simply be stupid cunt, far more fitting!

Rowan said...

I don't know enough about this guys goings ons politically, but at first glance? sure seems like "an asshole" to me.

MHN for short said...

Wow Garfer! You've got so Sniff worthy comments going on over here. Congrats!

BTW: Anon, if you are an American, shut up. You're giving the rest of us a bad name.

MHN for short said...

Oh, and the scooter boy is totally cool!!! No nerd there!

Sniffy said...

Blah, blah, blah, I'm anonymous, so I can talk crap. Blah, blah, blah. Get a grip anon, you need to get a feel for nature of the blog before sounding off about one of its posts. This ain't a boring old political blog, oh no, this is "rip em to shreads" at its best.

Anyway, fuck you, wanker. Just because George Galloway is a complete cunt, it doesn't stop Tony Blair and the fucking government being ever bigger cunts - the two aren't mutually exclusive and all socialists are basically cunts anyway*.

Garfer, how will you cope with being described as "New Labour"? Ultimate insult in my book.

* With the added disclaimer: "In my opinion, you cunt"

Anonymous said...

"oust a perfectly good woman MP" Sorry Tina the electorate of Bow kicked her out not George. Stick to posts about pussy cats and bicycles.

Sniffy said...

George revved up support amongst the muslim community, using the usual line of "your muslim brothers are suffering at the hands of Britain" and voter apathy did the rest.

Anonymous, I don't give a shit what you think about me, my blog, my life or anything else because, well, your identity says it all - you're a nothing.

Now fuck off.

Wanker.

garfer said...

I hope you are not the anonymous treacle trade. If so, I will have to send some of George's charming minders round to give you a good kicking.
Get a name, get a blog, or kindly fuck off.

garfer said...

New Labour = metrosexual, guacemole eating, unprincipled, ARSEhole.

S.I.D. said...
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S.I.D. said...

Anon,you obviously took time to read Garfers post and even take the time to make a comment.You even had time to refer to Tina's blogs on bike's and cats,bless her.

They must appeal to you in some way or else you would not have bothered your little *ass* to complain.

If you really want to make fucking ridiculous and anonymous comments,please comment on my blog,I could do with the hits.Garfer and Tina get far too many comments.
I also want to check my stats to see how fucking remote
you are from the rest of us.

Sniffy said...

Anonymous is clearly living in another dimension.

Anonymous said...

And please....don't get me confused with the other fucking tosscake leaving anon messages. I do it because I'm at work and not supposed to be doing it.

PO

S.I.D. said...

Oh oh its "that anon girl again"

Sniffy said...

Awww, April, how could you ever be confused for a tosscake?

garfer said...

'Tosscake'? That sounds suspiciously like 'teacake'. I hope that this is a freudian slip. I would hate to think that you are making aspersions April.

Rowan said...

principally famous for being famous couldn't have said it better myself. What about that Paris Hilton?

Merkin said...

I say, anon old bean. Referring to your comment "He has NEVER expressed support for Gulag's."

If you admire the USSR as much as he does, then that includes everything in it. George is hardly conditional in his love. I tell you what though, fucknuts - I bet even Mr Galloway can use apostrophes better than you can (Gulag's). And you dare call me half-educated?

Ignorant, scaredy cat, quarter-educated, anonymous spineless cunt.

garfer said...

Scaredy cat! Control yourself Merkin, that is the ultimate insult.