Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Fucking Merchant Banker Wanker Tosspots

I've just got to get this off my chest.
HSBC bank have today announced that they will forthwith be declaring the financial records of their customers to any other bank which is planning to lend to them. This is totally fucking outrageous.They're wrapping it up as being in their customers 'best interests'. Too fucking right. What it means in practise is that if I have a barney with my bank manager and walk down the street to Barclays to open an account, he can contact my bank for what is effectively a credit reference. Some fucking client confidentiality that!
We all knew that the bastards were a bunch of cocksucking leeches. Now the wankers have had the nerve to come out and state it openly.
Not satisfied with making billions out of charging us exorbitant sums for fuck all service, they now want to gang up together and stop us moving elsewhere if they don't like it.
Fuck it. This is really the limit. I'm emigrating to Switzerland.

5 comments:

Herge Smith said...

Well, that's me stuffed then.

Sniffy said...

And me. It's time to knock out a brick in the wall of your house and store your cash there - if you have any.

HSBC are shits anyway. The World's Local Bank, my arse.

garfer said...

It's the 'would you like some coffee Mr X' bit that gets me. All nice and friendly when you've got a few quid. If it looks like they'll have trouble getting their dosh back with interest they'll happily leave you shirtless and homeless and step over you in the street.
Bastards.

Wyndham said...

This is a post that is always worth repeating. fuckwits, all of them.

garfer said...

Yeah, and the people that work for them are unimaginative tossers who wouldn't last ten minutes if they had to run their own business.