Saturday, July 02, 2005

Unfortunate ommission in the Ginger Twat series


Charlie 'Boy' Kennedy
Missed this (Scottish, how cool is that) ginger twat out. If he had as many political convictions as he has freckles I might even vote for him.
Charles is the original Irn bru kid. Raised on a diet of Whyte & McKay Whisky, Tunnocks tea cakes and 20 B& H a day, he was destined to rise to the pinnacle of political ineptitude.
While a star student at Glasgow University, 'oor Chaz' was known as 'Taxi' Kennedy. Whether this related to his general bone-idle can't be bothered to walkness ,or an occasional 'I'm too stocious to walk'* is unreported.
* Chazza is off the drams but often enjoys a quick chuff on a fag. Vote liberal democrat.

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